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Today, I was rushing to leave work and get home because I really had to use the bathroom. My cell phone rang and I thought it was my husband, so I answered by saying, "I really have to poop." Yep, not my husband. It was one of my employees, who has the same name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8740) - you deserved it (29566)

On 05/13/2010 at 10:11pm - misc - by BigMouth McRedface (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Did your employee call you out on your bullshit excuse under the grounds that women don't poop?

#31 - On 05/14/2010 at 3:24am by FYLDeep

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so what, everyone shits...im actually taking A shit while writing this.

#86 - On 05/14/2010 at 4:49am by xCaliGirlx

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