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Today, I canged te locks on ma apartment so ma crazy ex grlfriend couldn't get in. I went to er ouse to return er ouse key. I accidentally gave er te key to ma new locks, an can't find er old ouse key. Now I need er to come let me in to ma own ouse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19822) - you deserved it (53646)

On 04/16/2009 at 10:47am - misc - by xnickx (man) - United States (Nebraska)

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LOL... I wonder how that conversation went down...
"HERE'S YOUR DAMN KEY BACK, STOP STALKING ME YOU CRAZY BITCH!"
"BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH I LOVE YOU DON'T LEAVE ME"
*slams door in her face*... *walks back to apartment and realizes he gave his key to the ex*
"Yeah so I uhh gave you MY key by mistake"

#4 - On 04/16/2009 at 1:55pm by amirn86

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Smooth move, but I can sympathize what a crappy position you are now in having had a truly crazy ex.

#1 - On 04/16/2009 at 1:51pm by destron

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