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Today, I canged te locks on ma apartment so ma crazy ex grlfriend couldn't get in. I went to er ouse to return er ouse key. I accidentally gave er te key to ma new locks, an can't find er old ouse key. Now I need er to come let me in to ma own ouse. FML
LOL... I wonder how that conversation went down...
"HERE'S YOUR DAMN KEY BACK, STOP STALKING ME YOU CRAZY BITCH!"
"BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH I LOVE YOU DON'T LEAVE ME"
*slams door in her face*... *walks back to apartment and realizes he gave his key to the ex*
"Yeah so I uhh gave you MY key by mistake"
Smooth move, but I can sympathize what a crappy position you are now in having had a truly crazy ex.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015