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Today, I changed the locks on my apartment so my crazy ex girlfriend couldn't get in. I went to her house to return her house key. I accidentally gave her the key to my new locks, and can't find her old house key. Now I need her to come let me in to my own house. FML
LOL... I wonder how that conversation went down...
"HERE'S YOUR DAMN KEY BACK, STOP STALKING ME YOU CRAZY BITCH!"
"BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH I LOVE YOU DON'T LEAVE ME"
*slams door in her face*... *walks back to apartment and realizes he gave his key to the ex*
"Yeah so I uhh gave you MY key by mistake"
Smooth move, but I can sympathize what a crappy position you are now in having had a truly crazy ex.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 22 July 2014