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Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9431) - you deserved it (61179)

On 04/16/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by imnotcool (woman) - United States (Texas)

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You were driving with an expired license. You absolutely deserved it. Follow the law. It isn't hard to do.

#1 - On 04/16/2009 at 10:03am by nbloggz

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you'd never get caught for the expired license if you didn't run the stop sign. at least u didn't kill anyone in the crosswalk, cuz then you'd have 3 tickets

#2 - On 04/16/2009 at 10:06am by Socrates

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