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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (266096) - you deserved it (59850)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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Oh my gosh, thats horrible. Thats makes my want to cry... I hope you feel better...i~i

#2 - On 02/21/2009 at 7:00pm by CanadAssassiN

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guys can be dicks, but we are always thinking ahead. hahaha

#3 - On 02/21/2009 at 7:02pm by bobdole

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