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Today, a girl I really liked mentioned she's home alone and that she was really really lonely. She offered for me to come over and watch a few movies with her, and as I got prepared to leave she sent me a text saying " can you pick up my friend Spencer? " FML


I agree, your life sucks (46798) - you deserved it (3263)

On 02/20/2009 at 9:42pm - love - by batman123 (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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damn everybody you dont even know me, im kidding, sorry man that sucks.

#23 - On 02/22/2009 at 12:17am by Spencer

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I've met several Spencer's. All of them are douchebags.

For future reference, I would suggest heading on over and pretending like you never saw the text.

#22 - On 02/21/2009 at 11:55pm by Diabeetus

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