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Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML


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On 03/18/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Lonely (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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it's for the better, you have no time for a relationship anyway. soooo.... why even start one if you are going to be nonexistant? two jobs and college, that gotta suck.

#6 - On 03/18/2010 at 7:18am by MidgetMonster

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you really shouldn't be dating at all
think abt it from her point of view she never sees you and your gone all hours how is a realiatuonship like that supposed to work? you weren't selfish but she wasn't your priority andshe felt like she needed to be. she shouldve come talk to you but she didn't so now it's time to move on

#7 - On 03/18/2010 at 7:20am by redshortsx

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