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Today, my girlfriend's friend told her she had seen me shopping with a cute girl. When I came back home my girlfriend punched me in the face and asked who the girl was. Apparently her friend didn't tell her the cute girl was my three years old niece. I lost a tooth because of that punch. FML


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On 04/11/2009 at 2:36am - love - by GotPunched (man) - Finland (Western Finland)

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Dump her. Dump her now. Abusive people are not good relationship material.

#9 - On 04/11/2009 at 10:09am by knowitall

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how's you neice? did your girlfriend punch her too??

#5 - On 04/11/2009 at 10:05am by iamsashafierce

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