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Today, my girlfriend's friend told her she had seen me shopping with a cute girl. When I came back home my girlfriend punched me in the face and asked who the girl was. Apparently her friend didn't tell her the cute girl was my three years old niece. I lost a tooth because of that punch. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71047) - you deserved it (3128)

On 04/11/2009 at 2:36am - love - by GotPunched (man) - Finland (Western Finland)

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