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Today, I seriously considered labelling myself as 'in a relationship' on Facebook, even though I haven't been in one since '92, so I can hide just how desperate I am. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19901) - you deserved it (5196)

On 03/15/2010 at 4:11am - love - by MrsRockyHorror (woman) - United States (Vermont)

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1992? Holy crap, that's almost as long as my age.

#4 - On 03/15/2010 at 11:02am by Serene

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Whoa time for eharmony!

#6 - On 03/15/2010 at 11:07am by meshell_10

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