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Today, I went to a party, and the girl I really like started telling me how much she likes me and how she thought we would be good together. I was so drunk I threw up on her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11809) - you deserved it (36532)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:56am - love - by allennn - Sent from mobile version

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Reply to this. You know you want to.

#1 - On 03/14/2010 at 2:05pm by ReyEr9412

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It wasn't the smoothest response, but I am sure she understands. It was a party, it happens. Why don't you give her a call and apologize? That would be a start.
Your life isn't over, you just need to take control of the situation.

#19 - On 03/14/2010 at 2:15pm by Monikabug

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