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Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML


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On 03/13/2010 at 2:10pm - love - by bumblebee (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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God I hate FML's like this...

#3 - On 03/13/2010 at 5:25pm by GodBarack

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Is it really that necessary to text someone "good morning"?
I'm sure that's a nice gesture, but that would bug me if someone did that constantly.
Let's hope you don't :)

#16 - On 03/13/2010 at 5:29pm by meanie_monday

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