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Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML

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Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU!
handle your business.

btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D

#1 - On 04/10/2009 at 7:47pm by Savvy89

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I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months.
But after spending $530... you should have fucked him anyway. lol

#4 - On 04/10/2009 at 7:50pm by SurpriseButtseks

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