Please don't do that

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulled away, goes, "OMNOMNOMNOM" then continued kissing me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 350
You deserved it 22 542

Top comments

That is so cute. There should be a button for "WIN" on this blog. If my boyfriend did that, I'd OMNOM him right back and feel like a lucky girl. What's not to love? :)

Comments

cucuto89 0

Move along, nothing to see here

yr bf likes how u taste how is that a fml?

lol I love saying that :) win for him

cater2U 0

this isn't an fml your bf is funny. lol if you don't want him I'll take him and have 2 bfs

anyone else tired of these fml's where the girl and her man are getting passionate and the boyfriend says something he's seen in an online forum? these aren't even fml's anymore....

They weren't FMLs to begin with. His sense of humour couldn't have ruined her day all that much if she continued kissing him. Who approved this?

honestlove11 0

haha! that's something my boyfriend would do. cute!

aly_eklund 0

made an account to just tell u that u are a tard.

shadow33456 1
Prototype12 0
tehamericanboy94 0

could be worse, when my girlfriend least expects it I blow into he mouth and inflate her cheeks. and then we both laugh for a bit and pick up where we left off and she gets revenge. you take your love life too seriously if he offended you.

LOL. reminds me of the lol cats where they go nomnomnom!

54 I just posted a comment about that... there is at least 1 fml exactly like this every day, and then usually one that somehow involves hamsters. none of it's funny...

um so? fyl for not having a sense of humor

@jollykilla what's on your head in your pic?..

it's some helmet to a 5-10 year olds armor set. we had a battle inside targets, I was forced to buy it and also I'm no longer allowed in that particular store.

haha awesome! I once had a battle with with rose floatie pool noddles at walmart I didn't get kicked out though ^_^

I don't think this is an FML either... cute :-) ommnomnomnom :-p

I'm also not allowed at a specific walmart for riding the rascals across the street then down gamestops staircase when I was 15. :3 it sucks to be 20 I don't get to have the same fun :p

were they rose colored... or maybe they smelled like roses... or maybe just maybe they tasted like roses ommnomnomnom...just kidding :-P My iPhone now autocorrects ommnomnomnom which I find both humerous and slightly disturbing lol in other news, I almost got kicked out for starting a nerf war in the Walmart... a few employees even joined in :-P

Blue_Coconuts 7

I've only been banned from a Bruger King for throwing glitter on the manager after he fired me after my first day of work.

111 lol it's funny huh it sometimes makes a weird noise tho hahaha

I've done that before... TELL HIM TO DO IT WHILE EATING YOU OUT!

haha I hear that. bein an adult isn't all it's cracked up to be

Jdelakas 0

rofl...agrreed. but btw I don't see how this is an fml. just shut your yap and stop complaining.

Not an FML. Totally cute and something my BF does.

what the hell, YDI for having a nose... really?

Hahaha, I find this adorable for some reason. Your boyfriends win :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mw1ARQc7vw

Jrook 0

lmao a nose?! what does that have to do with anything

aww nooose... I have a nose too :-(

tiptoppc 19

Your comment stinks. But then again, you’d know what failing smells like.

I'm gonna disagree with people saying it's cute. But that's just me. I guess I'd tell him I'm not into it. He can't be expected to be psychic, and apparently, there are people who like this kind of thing. *Shrugs*

I would laugh so much at that, it's cute as!

Can't you take a hint? He wanted to go down on you but you didn't respond correctly so he just kept doing what he was doing!

That is so cute. There should be a button for "WIN" on this blog. If my boyfriend did that, I'd OMNOM him right back and feel like a lucky girl. What's not to love? :)

ihateks 0
LTMcleod 0

I think it's funny, but cute? ehh

okay ?... i dont really get how its a fml :S