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Today, I have a rash all over my face because yesterday my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, I am allergic to the something in the tissues with which I was blowing my nose and wiping away my tears. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30342) - you deserved it (2621)

On 03/08/2010 at 9:35am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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Double FYL.

#3 - On 03/08/2010 at 2:07pm by Roseicat

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Holy hell. Are you allergic to getting dumped? If I had that type of allergy I wouldn't have survived middle school.

#12 - On 03/08/2010 at 2:13pm by maskedman

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