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Today, I spent the night with my boyfriend as he promised me that his parents and younger brother, who I have yet to meet, were out of town until Tuesday. We were awoken by his mother screaming, telling me that she doesn't want girls in the house corrupting her baby boy. He's 20. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18227) - you deserved it (2644)

On 03/06/2010 at 8:21pm - love - by Living_Loving (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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I think people who are criticizing this kid for being 20 and not out of the house yet are being ridiculous. It's really expensive to be able to live on your own and at that age, it's highly unlikely that you will have a job that pays enough to support yourself, especially if you're still studying. >.>
Well, it's like that in my country.

#69 - On 03/07/2010 at 8:27am by Doom_Shroom

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Girls in the house corrupting her little boy? God forbid she ever had a daughter.

#23 - On 03/07/2010 at 3:37am by Triumvirate

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