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Today, I spent a wonderful day with my girlfriend. I got her everything she wanted, and drained my wallet. On the walk home she noticed a license plate that had an ex-girlfriend's name on it. She saw me looking and accused me of still being in love with my ex, and stormed off. After throwing salad in my face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21009) - you deserved it (3447)

On 03/01/2010 at 10:31pm - love - by MetalAtlas (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Sell the magic breakup-salad on E-bay!

#6 - On 03/02/2010 at 3:47am by denbeste

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How conceited can a person get!?

#4 - On 03/02/2010 at 3:45am by Luckster

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