Love: Today, I spent a wonderful day with my girlfriend. I got her... - FML

By MetalAtlas - 02/03/2010 03:31 - United States

Today, I spent a wonderful day with my girlfriend. I got her everything she wanted, and drained my wallet. On the walk home she noticed a license plate that had an ex-girlfriend's name on it. She saw me looking and accused me of still being in love with my ex, and stormed off. After throwing salad in my face. FML

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metalatlas 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 8:03

being the OP i thought i'd elaborate- my gf is bi-polar so she can't help things like that- it was an ex that i no longer care about which is all f them and i spent the day buying her stuff because she saw little things she liked and i like buying her things and making her happy. were still dating and doing just fine i just thought this one incident was fml worthy

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Luckster 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:45

How conceited can a person get!?

denbeste 3

Tuesday 2 March 2010 9:47

Sell the magic breakup-salad on E-bay!

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srunano 4

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:02

This does sound highly unlikely.Unless she was looking for an excuse to dump your ass then it would make more sense

DS1_fml 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:05

YDI for dating a gold digging bitch in the first place. Seriously. How stupid can people like you be?

jdub28 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:06

Today, I actually agree with Snickerdoodle. fml

anela_fml 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:08

lol now that's funny

okieraider71 4

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:09

Shoot Her!! (Jurassic Park)

okieraider71 4

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:11

Come on Snickerdoodles--quit holding back. Say what you really think!

nyc718 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:18

Don't encourage her, please.

strandedinalimo 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:16

Wow that's pretty horrible, unless of course you are still in love with your ex. Then it's justified.

Smackaho 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:17

snickerdoodles ur fugly

jdub28 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:23

kowtow? What does that mean?

lilubird 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 10:29

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. sh.

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