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Today, I woke up with a headache. My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punched me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, and she dreamed a bee was attacking her. I'm not sure if I'm more concerned that she punched me, or that it didn't wake me. FML


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On 03/01/2010 at 9:24pm - love - by pizzafaceinc (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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haha that's funny. I sleep through almost anything, but I think getting punched in the face might wake me.

#2 - On 03/02/2010 at 3:45am by mama2b3

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Maybe she punched you so hard you fell into a deeper sleep? Lol.

#15 - On 03/02/2010 at 4:03am by x805xUnknown

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