Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23472) - you totally deserved it (868)
On 02/23/2010 at 1:57pm - love - by mrniceguy - United States
(0)Fuck her best friend. Then write on her best friends neck "(your name) was here...btw (girlfriends name) were done."
#4 - On 02/23/2010 at 5:13pm by cmccarthy05
(-1)dude bleedinginside u are bleeding in side weirdo and beat the piss out of ur bestfriend
#19 - On 02/23/2010 at 5:30pm by tylermaclean
(0)Hey poster, looking at your name. There was a song titled, "No more Mr. Nice Guy". You should check it out.
#24 - On 02/23/2010 at 5:40pm by seouldier13
(-1)dump her? this chick is awesome! she just opened up the door! if you like beatin the guts up, keep her around, and fuck around with other bitches!
(0)He may not be a nice guy, swag. He could've just been out played.
OP, definitely dump the evil genius.
#72 - On 02/23/2010 at 8:55pm by ImaginaryFoe
(+1)skank aleert. :P beeeeepppbeeeeppbooooopbooooppwaa! dump her. if she was getting a hickey from your best friend, just imagine all the other things she did with him, or someone else!
(0)I love how guys like ISwag complain about "nice guys" never getting hot girls, when those same "nice guys" wouldn't give an ugly and/or fat girl the time of day. double standard much? you probably whine all day about how girls don't go for you, but would reject a chubby girl even if she was a sweetheart.
#92 - On 02/24/2010 at 1:39am by pendulum2012
(0)Haha no I have a boyfriend. Don't have a hissy fit just because I tell the truth. You cant handle it when someone contradicts your "all women are bitches, they hate all nice guys and only go for 'jocks'" stance.
I've just noticed a lot of male commenters here who love to classify themselves as "nice guys" and constantly whine about how women are bitches. Get out a little more, stop spending so much time on the computer, and maybe you can meet some more girls.
#97 - On 02/24/2010 at 2:33am by pendulum2012
(0)girls like assholes woman like nice guys thats the way it has always been. as for your fat girls comment pendulum, every heftier or fat girl i ever knew in highschool was undatable because of their attitudes and their outlooks on anything and everything were often condescending and bitchy. and dont even talk about double standards or pretend to know anything about guys. let me guess your boyfriend is the captain of the chess team and your the hottest cheerleader in the school.
#100 - On 02/24/2010 at 6:55am by crisco_jockey
(0)What I don't get is that the guys who say 'I can't get a girlfriend because I'm a nice guy and all women are bitches' really think that a guy that calls all women bitches, would be considered 'a nice guy'. You're not nice, you're just whiny. And no, whiny guys do not get girlfriends.
#101 - On 02/24/2010 at 7:01am by lettertjes
(0)lol wow pendulum I was prepared to put you in your place... and make sure you stayed there. but I see that's already been done see what happens when people that don't know what they're talking about go against people that do?
(0)A hickey is a bruise, generally on the neck, that comes from someone kissing, sucking, or biting forcefully enough to break the blood vessels. Basically, she was cheating on him with his best friend.
(0)hey pend, I've daited pretty and non-attractive girls apperance wise. but I fell hard for their personalities each time. you don't know what your talking about, live it, then come tell me.
(0)Uh, nice guy here. and I give plenty of "unattractive" women a chance. They tend to not do shit like this.
(0)I'm not a jock but my girlfriend still loves me and I'm actually a nice guy and try to treat her the best I can. so um your theory about girls liking jocks is all wrong
#125 - On 04/09/2010 at 6:31pm by ipodishere91
(+1)well damn.
im sorry she was unfaithful, and thats a shitty friend
how did you find this out?
#6 - On 02/23/2010 at 5:17pm by littlenova13
(+1)most likely because she had a half-healed hickey...this combined with the random arguement is pretty suspicious.
what a fail. dump her if you didn't already.
(0)You mean that guy who got his penis cut off, and that girl who "got hit by a car."
#84 - On 02/23/2010 at 11:34pm by troyboyd05
(0)kick your "friend" in the balls and dump that bitch
#12 - On 02/23/2010 at 5:23pm by nickforthewin
(+3)Ohhhhh shiiit! I give her an A+ for effort though. Very creative but I'm guessing she's not too bright because obviously the hickey wasn't gone all the way. Of course a smart bitch wouldn't have cheated in the first place...huh. FYL.
(0)What the heck??? its putting my comments in wrong spot!!
#33 - On 02/23/2010 at 5:47pm by chocobunnyyumyum
(0)fuck ur friend up and leave a hickey on it exgirlfriends EYE
hahahahahahahahahaha
I mean a black eye
(-1)YDI for not satisfying your woman and forcing her to go to another man for her sex.
Or you have a small penis and in that case I dont blame her either...
#18 - On 02/23/2010 at 5:29pm by DukeSkidmark
(+1)It is NEVER the other person's fault of one person cheats. Even if they are unsatisfying, that's when you break up with them. It makes me sick when people are selfish enough to cheat and then blame the other person for it.
#44 - On 02/23/2010 at 6:22pm by kaijapapaya
(0)Don't feed the trolls. Or the really moronic toolbags.
#67 - On 02/23/2010 at 7:48pm by Oscar_Wilde
(0)Well you can say that it's because of sexual inadequacy but to be honest most women now days don't give a shit about your dick size just the size of your bank account. And that's the fuckin truth.
#87 - On 02/24/2010 at 12:21am by malafacaeous
(0)You are a complete douche if you stay with her. Also, if everyone had friends like yours, no one would need enemies.
#26 - On 02/23/2010 at 5:41pm by Dotters0420
(0)Dump her. She's a cunt and a whore. But look on the bright side-- at least you found out before getting married!
#27 - On 02/23/2010 at 5:43pm by snickerdoodles
(0)lolz still ur friend? and she still ur girl??? confront her bout it and don't let her change topics
(+1)tell her to get off your best friend and you'll get off her mom... Beat your best friends ass, and drop your girl.
Be smart, don't be a retard you just caught this bitch cheatin
(0)This girl is on her way to a fulfilling career as a Dead girl in the trunk of some guys car.
#35 - On 02/23/2010 at 5:53pm by aDerangedStateOf
(0)that really sucks..... have an affair with someone else and dump her once she finds out.... eye for eye.,,,,
#36 - On 02/23/2010 at 5:54pm by dudefromnyc
(0)Yay, FML comments are on crack!
Anyway, only middle schoolers and idiot freshman get giant hickeys. GTFO. Yeah, you're upset and all, but this is baby teen problems. We can all agree she shouldn't have been so childish and idiotic, but you're the one who dated her in the first place.
#37 - On 02/23/2010 at 5:56pm by redbluegreen
(0)So you're talking about your ex-friend and ex-girlfriend right?Personally I'd have kicked his ass first but that's just me, not so mentally stable these days...
#40 - On 02/23/2010 at 6:03pm by Jords_Jordan
(0)=O thts sum rlly fucked up shitt u shud dump her.
#41 - On 02/23/2010 at 6:06pm by strawberry6826
(0)That sounds like a messed up situation? How long has that relationship been going on? Frankly I'd have to say think clearly about what you really want.
(0)haha damn, that's cold.
give your best friend a black eye the size of the hickey.
#48 - On 02/23/2010 at 6:34pm by tokintot07
(0)DO NOT DUMP HER and keep her around for sex. DUMP her after you find the right girl again.
About your Best friend...Fuck his girlfriend or sister.
(0)namezox, don't ever do that to a girl that kills them inside, and makes them feel like crap. trust me. k, so she messed up. talk to her about it more and then see what happens if you really love her then give her another chance, love takes as many chances as it needs. just tell her that if she really loves you then she wouldn't have cheated on you. if you think that its not gunna last much longer then brake it off, or if you cant trust her.
(0)it would serve her right. Cheaters deserve all the BS they get. & really? she brought this on herself. I would just totally ditch her if I were you, OP. The only person I'd even talk to is your best friend, and see why the hell he would decieve you like that.
#114 - On 02/25/2010 at 8:35am by Firesprite2009
(0)There's plenty of time to date less dishonest,more faithful people. I don't know how guys do it, but ice cream, good movies, and great friends usually make things better. Though...your best friend is part of the problem.
#52 - On 02/23/2010 at 6:45pm by silverskin
(0)dump her that was not a good thing and well for the "best friend" he aint really a friend if he can go behind your back and do that..
#56 - On 02/23/2010 at 6:50pm by sam_loves_you
(0)Fuck her beat his ass then fuck her again then dump her
#69 - On 02/23/2010 at 7:51pm by LatinLegacy
(0)what a whore! yeah, u should totally suggest a threesome.....
#78 - On 02/23/2010 at 9:56pm by amazingjane
(0)Okay. Whoa. I imagine you dumped her ass? In all truth, that was a pretty crafty plot, but a horrible and nasty one.
#80 - On 02/23/2010 at 10:11pm by NoteMyGrin
(0)Dump your gf, and punch your "friend" in the throat. Problem solved.
#85 - On 02/23/2010 at 11:42pm by angrynegro7
(0)And this, men, is why you don't let yourself get sucked into an argument with a woman. It's all schemes and subterfuge.
#86 - On 02/24/2010 at 12:15am by Ultimate_Cynic
(0)your gf is soo gross. dump her
trust me. if she can do it like that to you once, it is possible for her to toy you again.
#102 - On 02/24/2010 at 7:34am by chibimarukochan
(0)*WANTED*
One new best friend and one new girlfriend — cheaters will be dropped into a vat of molten metal.
#107 - On 02/24/2010 at 12:11pm by blastvortex
(0)these are the types of girls that scare me from getting to emotionally involved, I been seeing a girl for 9 months, and evreynow and then I think what if she's talking to someone else it's not the fact of losing her, it's more me looking like a idiot atthe end, I dnt know how people can forgive each other when one cheat, can anyone answer me that?
