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Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML


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On 02/19/2010 at 3:18pm - love - by wtfuraretard (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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How did he call you when your phone was in the toilet..???

#15 - On 02/19/2010 at 5:20pm by xDaBOMBDINGERx

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Man, what a fuckin' cunt.

#1 - On 02/19/2010 at 5:16pm by ILoveMyLifeSoMuc

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