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Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26311) - you deserved it (4017)

On 02/14/2010 at 10:09pm - love - by Vgameboi (man) - United States (California)

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Your boyfriend probably wasn't thinking before he said that... Make sure to give him his brain juice every morning.

#5 - On 02/15/2010 at 3:39am by Zephyric

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Everyone eventually becomes all old and ugly no matter how good looking they were before.

Don't sweat it, beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Even so, a person's personality is all that matters.

Unless ,of course, they were some sort of cannibal or psychopath. Or Edward Cullen.

#9 - On 02/15/2010 at 3:41am by lonewolfxxx

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