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Today, after 22 years of perfect skin, I woke up with a bunch of angry zits on my nose. I used a clay face mask that was supposed to dry them out. Instead, they were bigger and green. Today is Valentine's day, I finally have a guy to go out with, and my nose looks like it's rotting off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27799) - you deserved it (4822)

On 02/14/2010 at 9:14am - love - by zitgirl (woman) - United States (California)

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That sucks. :/
I hope you find a way to fix it.

By the way, 22 years of perfect skin. HOW did you do that? :O

#4 - On 02/14/2010 at 2:02pm by Sindyy

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How angry were they?
Shaking their little zit fists at you in the mirror and swearing?

#17 - On 02/14/2010 at 2:22pm by CallMeHush

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