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Today, I was eating in the food court at the mall by myself but then a cute guy from my school offers to sit by me, I say yes of course, he then asks me for a french fry. Later on I realize he has eaten half my meal. He only wanted to sit by me for my food. FML

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On 02/11/2010 at 4:12am - love - by purpledp12 - United States

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he asks you for a French fry...then takes fifteen and a couple bites out of your sandwich? and you just then notice? YDI.

#11 - On 02/11/2010 at 10:05am by thedivinecomeD

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awww that sucks ):

#2 - On 02/11/2010 at 10:03am by xx3ginaxx3

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