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Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29309) - you deserved it (4278)

On 02/10/2010 at 12:11am - love - by black_commet08 - Sent from mobile version

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Can you catch a fly with them?

#8 - On 02/10/2010 at 6:14am by CallMeHush

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Poke his eyeball with it and tell him you know how to use them just fine.

#3 - On 02/10/2010 at 6:10am by summerloolooloo

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