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Today, my boyfriend of six months dumped me for his girlfriend on Grand Theft Auto because he was "tired of having to please two women at once." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24106) - you deserved it (3079)

On 02/08/2010 at 9:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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Sounds like he just needed any excuse to dump you.

#2 - On 02/09/2010 at 3:07am by lsfry

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Did she win him over with a cheat code?

#7 - On 02/09/2010 at 3:13am by ohSNAPyall

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