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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years saw baby wipes in my bathroom and assumed I had a kid. He broke up with me. I use baby wipes to take off my makeup. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25532) - you deserved it (2348)

On 02/07/2010 at 12:41pm - love - by notababymama (woman) - United States (California)

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If he's really that dumb, be glad you're rid of him. Maybe he was looking for an excuse to break up?

#3 - On 02/07/2010 at 7:24pm by palmtrees

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wouldn't he know after three years whether or not u had a kid or not?? how do u go that long without ever knowing. he is obviously just using it as an excuse

#7 - On 02/07/2010 at 7:32pm by hisbabygurl1

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