Today, my boyfriend of 3 years saw baby wipes in my bathroom and assumed I had a kid. He broke up with me. I use baby wipes to take off my makeup. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19987) - you totally deserved it (1768)
On 02/07/2010 at 12:41pm - love - by notababymama (woman) - United States (California)
(0)Ouch. FYL. Or maybe his, for being that stupid. and maybe YDI for going out with someone like that :P
(0)she didn't have a kid! can't you read???? she uses the baby wipes to take off make up. ppl who "YDI" before reading it properly bug me.
#56 - On 02/07/2010 at 10:23pm by imahappeemoocow
(0)I'm really sorry hunny. but I really think he was just using that as a (lame) excuse to break up with you. only a retard would seriously dump his girlfried of over three years because he found baby wipes. maybe you should try and talk to hum about it and see if there is a deeper meaning to all this.
(0)ok right because i'm sure that she knew he was like that when she started dating him dumb ass. If life was that easy there would be a lot less break-up's don't ya think? BUT in all fairness you really don't need someone who is that SLOW, if he never saw a kid in the past what would make him think you have one now? """ohh i get it you were hidding the kid in the closet for the past 3 years right?""""
(0)Wow, if you're dating a guy for three years and he hasn't established you don't have kids, he's a dumbass.
FYI, OP, he was probaby looking for an excuse to break up with you and he was too stupid to think of a more probable reason.
#139 - On 02/13/2010 at 5:17pm by bridgette5866
(+4)If he's really that dumb, be glad you're rid of him. Maybe he was looking for an excuse to break up?
(0)I'm thinking he was just looking for an out. Since when are guys that observant anyhow?!?....lol. He saw the wipes and just assumed....yeah right.
#109 - On 02/08/2010 at 8:29am by TrekkieGirl
(0)He broke up with you cause he thought he had a kid? Git!
#7 - On 02/07/2010 at 7:31pm by HermonieGranger
(+2)wouldn't he know after three years whether or not u had a kid or not?? how do u go that long without ever knowing. he is obviously just using it as an excuse
#8 - On 02/07/2010 at 7:32pm by hisbabygurl1
(0)My thoughts exactly. I'm pretty sure if OP had a kid he would've met it by now. Therefore, he wouldn't even think that. He'd probably figure someone you know with a kid left them there or something. This FML is fake and idiotic.
#96 - On 02/08/2010 at 1:08am by RyeBreadBoy
(+1)Something seems off about this. Is he really that dumb?? After THREE years...he just now finds something to assume you have a kid...
After 3 weeks, that would be understandable...but three YEARS. Something just isn't adding up with that one.
I think he might have been looking for a reason to get out of the relationship. If not, he sounds pretty dumb.
#9 - On 02/07/2010 at 7:34pm by wolfpackchick10
(-2)I hate posts like these. THEY ARE SO BULLSHIT! There is no way that was the reason. After 3 years he just bolts out of the house and accuses you of having a kid? So FAKE! They should really have people do better screenings of these posts.
(-1)It's not necessarily fake. It's entirely possible that he did it solely to get out of the relationship, as has already been mentionned by many people before you, if you had only taken the time to read a bit before shouting "FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!!!!1111!!" like an idiot.
(-1)wata dumb ex, doesnt even take the time to think, "did i use a condom" or "was she birth control" or some shit like that, or not even takin the time to talk about it
(+2)Not to mention "did her stomach grow larger and larger for six months or so and then suddenly get smaller in a day while she was at the hospital?" Seriously, what was your reasoning with that comment?
(-2)well I agree with everyone, he wouldn't break up with you for that reason alone and he should know after 3 years If you have a kid.
why do u use a product that wipes shit off a babys butt and not actual makeup remover wipes?
ur dumb
(+2)they work fabulously for it, too. the uses for those things are endless.
#23 - On 02/07/2010 at 8:18pm by fretforyerlatte
(0)Like the others said: they work wonderfully, they are gentle on sensitive face skin, and are WAY cheaper (have you seen the prices on women's facial products?). You must be a guy to not know this. Which is fine and understandable for a guy to not know about this stuff. What I don't understand is why people on this site always comment on a very specific part of a post when they obviously have no experience with, nor understand, the topic they are talking shit about. If you don't know anything about the subject don't make a specific comment that is ignorant and just makes you look stupid. This is a dumb, unimportant topic but I see this all the time and it is retarded. If I don't know about the subject in a post I don't comment on it. Dumbass.
#40 - On 02/07/2010 at 9:10pm by nofriends28
(+1)they also get chocolate stains out of car upholstery and clothing, wipe down leather furniture. they're awesome. I keep a pack in my car my husbands car obvisoisly the diaper bag and my make up bag they're great for anything and everything :)
(+1)sucks for you honey but seriously he was looking for excusee :(
#20 - On 02/07/2010 at 8:05pm by sexy_shorty_13
(-1)I think this is among the things a boyfriend doesn't really give a shit about.
#28 - On 02/07/2010 at 8:40pm by Ajjas013
(-1)As you would say, "Another swing and a miss" Sorry dude, you fail.
#60 - On 02/07/2010 at 10:36pm by Ajjas013
(0)After three years? He's using it as an excuse. It's a good thing though, you don't want to date someone like that anyways.
#22 - On 02/07/2010 at 8:15pm by containsnosoy
(0)what an idiot!! after being with u for soo long too. DA
#25 - On 02/07/2010 at 8:23pm by pandabear90
(0)Why should she bother? He's clearly an idiot who thinks baby wipes automatically mean "SHE'S HIDING A BABEH FROM ME!" Those wipes could have been there for any reason. She could have even been taking care of someone else's child and simply left the wipes there.
#27 - On 02/07/2010 at 8:37pm by CyclonePsycho
(0)Exactly! You don't need that dumbass. He just wanted an excuse to leave you.
#30 - On 02/07/2010 at 8:42pm by Ajjas013
(0)yah but i find it hard to believe that he accused her of hiding a child from her and she just stood there, not saying a single thing, and let him leave her, and then proceeded to write it on fml. this obviously isn't real.
#34 - On 02/07/2010 at 8:53pm by nickiloo22
(+1)I call fake. If they dated for three years he wouldve known that she uses wipes to clean make up off her face. furthermore, he would know that she doesn't have a child. nice try.
#31 - On 02/07/2010 at 8:43pm by harryman04
(0)OR, he was just looking for an excuse to break up with her.
#48 - On 02/07/2010 at 9:41pm by CheshireHalli
(0)OMG ur bf is dumb. You could even be using them to whips yours ass. lol why would he think that. I use baby wipes I don't have a baby though. FYL
(0)good for you. he is too stupid to have a girlfriend. if he'd been with you for 3 years and still thinks you could have a baby he didn't know about. go find you a man with a brain and consider yourself lucky he is gone.
(0)YDI considering you were dating a dumbass orrr...this story is bs...it's a little thing called commen sense, how cud you date some1, especially a grl, and not know she had a kid?
#41 - On 02/07/2010 at 9:14pm by jjrayay123
(-2)well that was very presumptuous of him but there is such a thing as make up remover u could use that
#42 - On 02/07/2010 at 9:14pm by prettygirlxo95
(+1)Yes, we should all switch to a considerably more expensive make up remover just in case our boyfriends find baby wipes in our bathroom and assume we have kids. Let's be proactive.
(-1)that sucks. I feel so bad 4 u. I would be so pissed at him. he is an idiot. btw, please don't use the word retarded in an insulting way, my little sister is mentally impaired and it is offensive. also, for you who will make fun of this comment, SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!!!!
#67 - On 02/07/2010 at 11:16pm by dealwithlife
(+1)I can understand why you would take offense to that word. But its just a word. . Fool, Idiot, Imbecile, etc were all once words used to describe the mentally impaired but all eventually came to be synonyms for stupid. Just like retard has. and just like what ever word we come up with to mean mentally impaired in the future is destined to become. My dad works with mentally impaired children at a special elementary school and cares for all of them deeply and I've heard him use the word retard in its current form before. Its really, just a word. No different from calling someone an idiot at this point. And I'm sorry but no one is going to stop saying the word just because some people still take offense to it.
#72 - On 02/07/2010 at 11:54pm by Thunderbender
(-1)this is stupid. both of u need to grow up. it's called communication. obviously there is other underlying issues if he would break up with u for something so dumb.
#44 - On 02/07/2010 at 9:19pm by erizzz
(0)um it sucks that he didnt even listen to your explainantion for the or the fact that he would break up with you if you had a kid. but the fact that it took him 3 years to notice them in your bathroom baffles me beyond words.
#45 - On 02/07/2010 at 9:24pm by skankihobag
(+1)not to mention youd have to be pregnant within those 3 years of dating in oder to have a baby. most 3 year olds are potty trained. hes a dumb ass. i would have punched him. hes obviously not worth crying over.
#46 - On 02/07/2010 at 9:27pm by skankihobag
(0)He was probably looking for a reason to break up with you and found this to be a good one. He probably knew you don't have a kid lol.
(0)maybe he was looking for a way out of the relationship and he took the first stupid thing he could?
(0)for something as small as that, it might be safe to say he was just trying to find a reason to break up with you
fyl
#66 - On 02/07/2010 at 11:14pm by broke_otaku
(0)Ehh I dont see this happening.
Now this could be real IF he had seen the whipes and broken up with you without telling why. But then you obviously wouldnt have written this FML
If he had seen the whipes and said WTF YOU HAVE A BABY, unless you were suddenly overcome with a epileptic seizure then there was nothing stopping from saying. WTF? No I use those to take off my make up...
I'm sorry I just cant concieve of a situation with this happening.
#69 - On 02/07/2010 at 11:28pm by Thunderbender
(-3)Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.
You must use ALOT of make-up. Do you spend your spare time working as a whore?
(0)bs. so what...he assumed you'd been hiding your child for three years? sees a box of wipes and calls it quits?
#74 - On 02/08/2010 at 12:03am by pluralbusted
(0)wow. your boyfriend's a dumbass.. be glad you left him now. or OP explain to him how you use baby wipes as make up remover?
#75 - On 02/08/2010 at 12:04am by cupcake555
(0)Seems like he was just looking for an easy way out, or perhaps a complete idiot... Either way, your better off without him. If you really want, you could try and explain to him but... I don't know if you should bother.
(0)With all due respect, and I mean this in the best possible way, I think you are better off without him. He seems unreasonable and someone you cannot talk to. Imagine his reaction to credit card charges that he cannot immediately identify. Imagine his reaction to getting any bill. Can you imagine sharing truly serious decisions with someone this volatile? I am sure it hurts, but objectively, you are better off. And I keep baby wipes in my car to remove bird droppings and other things like that between car washes. I agree they are very useful. Good Luck!
(0)That sucks. Baby wipes have multiple uses. I keep them in my car just in case I need to wash my hands while driving, and my husband uses them to "shower" while he is in the field (Army) or deployed. We both use baby wipes for non-kid uses.
If he thinks thats an issue then you're better off without him. That's like the most ridiculous thing ever for him to get mad about.
#79 - On 02/08/2010 at 12:22am by GriefBacon
(0)This is photoshopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen a few shops in my time...
#81 - On 02/08/2010 at 12:29am by ImaginaryFoe
(0)Why do I somehow doubt that this is real? A) Somehow I think if you date someone for 3 years you find out they have a kid, and B) He really wouldn't apologize after you explained? Please.
(+2)I'm sure the real story behind this was he saw that she had baby wipes in her bathroom and was like, "Oh? Why do you have baby wipes?" and she replied, "I use them to take my makeup off." And that was the end of it.
Then she got to thinking in her mind how she never has anything that happens to her that is worthy of posting to FML, so she decided to fabricate the story and make it extremely dramatic.
Besides, if they were in a relationship for 3 years, he obviously would have known if she had gotten preggers, since that's an entire 9 months to their relationship.
#85 - On 02/08/2010 at 12:37am by happyidiot3791
(0)If you had a kid that needed baby wipe the kid would probly be a BABY under the age of three. Did he not see that you weren't pregnant? Why did you go out with this loser for soon long? I think you're more stupid then he is.
#86 - On 02/08/2010 at 12:39am by sourgirl101
(0)I wipe my ass with baby wipes after the toilet paper :/
#93 - On 02/08/2010 at 12:55am by thecoolest
(0)Your boyfriend saved you from wasting another minute of your life with him! It sucks for now, but I bet, after some time, you'll see other things that will make you realize you are better off without him.
(+2)Why are you putting make-up on your baby? Can't you let them be innocent for a few years before you start pimping them out?
(0)YDI for making up such an obviously fake FML.
There is no possible way the scenario you describe could occur.
But you have lots of guillable people telling you what an idiot your ex-boyfriend is, which must make you feel better, regardless of the actual reason he broke up with you (assuming he actually exists)
(0)what a dumbass even worse he didn't ask he assumed... sounds like you are better off without him
#106 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:01am by Whiterabbitm1
(0)there was probably an underlying reason in his breakup and he was too much of a pussy to tell you the truth. you don't need him, get someone who is mature. FYL.
(+1)Ew? Are you seriously that daft? She doesn't use shit encrusted wipes on her face, you moron. It's a cleanser wipe. With the equivalent of soap and water. They're good for sensitive skin because there are no harsh chemicals.
Jesus. Ew. You gotta wonder about the mental midgets that populate this site. How they remember to even breathe on their own is beyond me.
#118 - On 02/08/2010 at 12:18pm by olivejuice001
(0)He's an idiot. You're probably better off without him.
#116 - On 02/08/2010 at 11:51am by blastvortex
(0)Well he seems lovely. Even if you did have a kid it would be a harsh reason to end it with you. But good you found out now without wasting any more of your time with him!
#119 - On 02/08/2010 at 12:26pm by jeniilouise
(0)Boyfriend of 3 years yet still doesn't trust you. Fuck him.
#120 - On 02/08/2010 at 12:55pm by DJ_Chutfield
(0)You deserve it for posting fake stories on the internet.
#124 - On 02/08/2010 at 3:21pm by lettertjes
(0)dude, this is so STUPID. all you had to do was explain right then and there that you use them to wipe your makeup off, it's SO SIMPLE, and then BAM problem solved. Unless you took WAY too long to answer him when he asked about them
#126 - On 02/08/2010 at 4:38pm by hellokimmiee
(0)anyone who believes this is as dumb as the person who made it up. As some have previously stated : think of the timeline. Pure B.S.
#128 - On 02/08/2010 at 4:58pm by plas7icman
(0)After 3 years? what did he think you did with the kid when he was around? stuff it in the closet? u are better off.
(0)Yeah, this has to be fake.
How can you be with somebody for 3 years and not know whether or not they have a kid? Lol, wtf. You're just an idiot for posting such a ridiculous FML.
#131 - On 02/08/2010 at 6:30pm by whobutme23
(0)That sucks. I use baby wipes for my makeup too, and for general feminine cleaning purposes. I would be pissed.
#136 - On 02/09/2010 at 1:32pm by HellfireRogue
(0)Ouch! Sounds like he had a hot date with someone else (not you). He just wanted to break-up for a little while. He'll be back after.
(0)Right. 3 years and he think you have a secret baby. If any of that crap is true, then he broke up with you for a different reason. And by "reason", I mean "woman".
#138 - On 02/12/2010 at 11:24am by Professor59
(0)he probably didnt like you in the first place. you might have been some good as though
#140 - On 03/03/2010 at 10:09pm by karina_said
(0)WTF he's an idiot anyway, I mean it's not like he saw diapers and baby bottles. smh find a new man, who's at least smart enough to ASK questions!
#142 - On 06/17/2010 at 10:16pm by bossybanks
