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Today, my boyfriend of 3 years saw baby wipes in my bathroom and assumed I had a kid. He broke up with me. I use baby wipes to take off my makeup. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35504) - you deserved it (3400)

On 02/07/2010 at 12:41pm - love - by notababymama (woman) - United States (California)

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If he's really that dumb, be glad you're rid of him. Maybe he was looking for an excuse to break up?

#3 - On 02/07/2010 at 7:24pm by palmtrees

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YDI because you could do so much better than a guy who makes decisions by assumptions only.

#2 - On 02/07/2010 at 7:23pm by melmcr

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