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Today, there was a new and extremely attractive girl at youth group, so I decided to introduce myself. Her reply was, "Wow, I've always wanted to meet a gay guy!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24962) - you deserved it (3027)

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your reply " and I've always wanted to meet an ignorant bitch"

#8 - On 02/06/2010 at 5:26pm by davidhasmorefun

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WTF? what a terrible rude thing to say!

#5 - On 02/06/2010 at 5:24pm by Darth_Draco

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