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Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11370) - you deserved it (36314)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:55pm - love - by madgf - Sent from mobile version

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boyfriends who get you to do bad things aren't good boyfriends.

#1 - On 01/30/2010 at 7:06pm by monbon6788

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I bet it felt really good finally coming out of the closet. (:

#8 - On 01/30/2010 at 7:11pm by KateeJo

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