Today, the girl I've been dating asked me to describe her body. I said "Thin an toned but curvy in all the right places." I then asked her the same question to which she replied, "I don't know, you know I'm always drunk when we're together." FML

by pugs / 01/29/2010 at 3:43am / Love

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  • doesn't sound like ur dating her sounds like she's using you for ass.

    #7 - On 01/29/2010 at 10:19am by pidri

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  • both the OP and the girl were fishing for compliments about their bodies. now OP is fishing for sympathy, which is quite stupid of him, because everyone should know by now that FML is a far cry from being a shoulder to cry on.

    ranting is over. that's one very classy lady ya got there, OP.

    #14 - On 01/29/2010 at 11:25am by BadPinkKitty07

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