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Today, the girl I've been dating asked me to describe her body. I said "Thin an toned but curvy in all the right places." I then asked her the same question to which she replied, "I don't know, you know I'm always drunk when we're together." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25801) - you deserved it (4004)

On 01/29/2010 at 3:43am - love - by pugs - Sent from mobile version

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doesn't sound like ur dating her sounds like she's using you for ass.

#7 - On 01/29/2010 at 10:19am by pidri

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just be happy your gettin some? but if it bothers u leave

#2 - On 01/29/2010 at 10:10am by Dopeyrox

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