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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9950) - you deserved it (30744)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:21pm - love - by Whoops - Sent from mobile version

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A voice coming from his pants? "OMG! That thing talks?!?! ...oh it's just my dad."

#10 - On 01/28/2010 at 7:15pm by killabee

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amazing... simply amazing. imma say YDI.

#2 - On 01/28/2010 at 7:05pm by BadPinkKitty07

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