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Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7470) - you deserved it (19936)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:21pm - love - by Whoops - Sent from mobile version

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