Anonymous
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Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
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It_Doesnt_Matter 0
HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.
phillip1337 0
seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!
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lol_seriously 0
LMFAO!
It_Doesnt_Matter 0
HOLY ******* SHIT, NEW FAVORITE FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahah I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND.
tgd4444 9
omg, go get a girl tmrw and prove her wrong
GreenHacker 0
You honestly couldn't spell out the word tomorrow?
JTron 0
OMFG DOOD HAHAHAHA
Tkdxxxse 0
lol hahhaaha I think that ll just make it really akward to wack off you mom touched it
Adrian66_fml 0
INSTANT AND EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Love this FML.
ROYALPENISdotCOM 0
your gay
babyk41896 0
lol I see this on here all the time and I still smile everytime! 3P![ //|~ :D
JoanNeko13 0
His gay what?
pink_raindrops 26
I can't believe guys still jerk off into socks....
Heypussycat 3
Ha!
Georgieeporgiee 9
Your picture made me laugh!^
satph 12
why would guys use a sock to jerk off anyway?
lildevil963 0
haha me too
Rapt0rJesus 0
Congratulations, how many seconds did it take you to write this? Oh, the humanity.
charal3_fml 5
right ahahah so epic
Miss_Carlee_43 4
I totally agree!!!
Ololo_fml 16
we do) even if we have a gf =)
merekat95 14
You're *
Classy_Sassy_15 15
That's really nice of her to do..... well now you have a little more to look at when....
Alteffor 0
Oh my god. Best FML ever.
phillip1337 0
seriously, you have the greatest mom on earth!
zap_fml 0
Hahaha, owned.
xSmilesXD 0
I love u.... XD
asortafairtale 0
ok so the whole website had been going to hell but this just made up for the past week of suckiness!
tipple 0
That is the funniest thing I have ever read on FML!! You Mum rocks! Tell her from us she has the best sense of humour! OMFG!! :o)) ...I guess it's too late now to point out to you that if you don't want your Mum to know you whack off into your socks, you prolly shouldn't put them into the wash all full of cum?
mellywxoxo 3
^ agreed haha :]
Astrum14 24
Or do your own laundry. If you're old enough to jack off, you're old enough to work a washer and dryer.
nastynate 0
Hahhahhahhaahahhhahaahhahahahaa
Well_thats_funny 0
Well, that is probably one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Go mom.
a201 0
And the sad thing is: you'll probably use it and pretend she's real...
xstaticdelta 6
lol yeah he would