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Today, my boyfriend's ex-wife facebooked me to inform me that they were still married and he was still sleeping with her. I've been living with him for the past month. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32725) - you deserved it (4071)

On 01/27/2010 at 1:18am - love - by LivingInSin (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Tell her you were wondering where you had got VD from! and suggest she goes to the clinic!

#2 - On 01/27/2010 at 6:15am by LittleMissNaught

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She's probably upset he left her and trying to break up your relationship. She doesn't sound very mature if she would send you information like this over facebook. Plus, people are usually reluctant to end marriages so they're generally pretty sure about their decision to leave. Give him a bit of credit and ask him about it without getting hysterical. I'm sure he'll appreciate you trusting him enough to talk to him about it rather than getting worked up and breaking up without hearing him out.

#24 - On 01/27/2010 at 8:31am by Twinklestar

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