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Today, some girl from Colorado called me. She knew my name. My Facebook. I had no idea how she got my number. She then asks me out. I say "sure" sarcastically. She then calls my girlfriend, who also lives in Colorado. Our relationship is now over. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10951) - you deserved it (33631)

On 01/26/2010 at 9:12pm - love - by Aaron (man) - United States (Maryland)

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its probably better it happened......seriously like if your girlfriends gonna test you like that then whats the point of being together in the first place

#1 - On 01/27/2010 at 3:17am by kerrygirl

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"random girl from Colorado", "I had no idea...", "girlfriend/../lives in Colorado"

and you didn't see the connection?

YDI

#5 - On 01/27/2010 at 3:23am by RufusCade

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