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Today, I planned my own wedding down to the very last detail, including favours for my guests, the sweets buffet and the bouquet of flower brooches I want. Too bad I'm still single. FML

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On 01/23/2010 at 5:27am - love - by SINGLE (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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No offence, maybe you should try enter a relationship, or possibly wait until you're in a relationship.
If a boyfriend found those plans, he'd msot likely think you were coming off too strong.

#1 - On 01/23/2010 at 2:08pm by JackDark

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Ya this is probably why you're still single.

#2 - On 01/23/2010 at 2:12pm by theta

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