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Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26316) - you deserved it (6662)

On 01/23/2010 at 12:04am - love - by voltronn - Sent from mobile version

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Ergh >.>
Well mabey if you didn't lie to people, to make excuses for not seeing them, so they'd think you're popular.. you'd be more popular.

way to make a good lover... lie to your other half... that's what everyone wants. o_O

#2 - On 01/23/2010 at 6:04am by Crysta

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No need for that. I doubt very much he would mind if you didn't have a life outside of him.

#3 - On 01/23/2010 at 6:17am by Phobic

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