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Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML


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On 01/23/2010 at 12:04am - love - by voltronn - Sent from mobile version

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Ergh >.>
Well mabey if you didn't lie to people, to make excuses for not seeing them, so they'd think you're popular.. you'd be more popular.

way to make a good lover... lie to your other half... that's what everyone wants. o_O

#2 - On 01/23/2010 at 6:04am by Crysta

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You HAD to lie?! What's even the point in having any relationship if you can't trust each other? If you don't show him the real you, who cares if he falls in love with the girl you're trying to be? Stop trying to impress him - trying to be "cool" is not mature. YDI. Besides, you're probably the kind of bad friend who ditches your friends as soon as you have a guy to spend time with.

#20 - On 01/23/2010 at 1:07pm by alliemay

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