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Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37801) - you deserved it (2825)

On 01/15/2010 at 3:49am - love - by TanjinaRubbaiyat (woman) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

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Well, it was a surprise for both of you.

#2 - On 01/15/2010 at 2:04pm by timewarpist

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Easy fix to the problem:

1- Walk over to his best friend
2- Get on you knees
3- Unzip his pants
4- Bite his cock off

#13 - On 01/15/2010 at 2:26pm by donkey_hang_down

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