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Today, I was sitting next to the guy I am trying to get close to while we were at the bar. Music was playing, so I thought that while his attention was diverted I would sneak out a yawn. Just as I did so, the music went silent and I let out a tremendous burp. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15151) - you deserved it (6835)

On 01/15/2010 at 12:25am - love - by beriles (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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OMG what a tragedy! What will you do when he finds out you actually take dumps ? Move to Haiti, find what a real FML is.

#21 - On 01/15/2010 at 11:49am by oldwiseguy

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I'm a country boy and if anyone passes anything we never think twice about it. As a matter a fact we find it as a turn on when ours gals aren't afraid of something natural

#15 - On 01/15/2010 at 9:27am by mopar383

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