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Today, I was sitting next to the guy I am trying to get close to while we were at the bar. Music was playing, so I thought that while his attention was diverted I would sneak out a yawn. Just as I did so, the music went silent and I let out a tremendous burp. FML

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On 01/15/2010 at 12:25am - love - by beriles (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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I'm a country boy and if anyone passes anything we never think twice about it. As a matter a fact we find it as a turn on when ours gals aren't afraid of something natural

#15 - On 01/15/2010 at 9:27am by mopar383

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if burping is your biggest problem, i envy you.

why didnt you just laugh it off, guys burp too. im sure he woulda understood.

#18 - On 01/15/2010 at 9:45am by ceceisgay

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