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Man or woman?

Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10313) - you deserved it (36747)

On 01/12/2010 at 5:26am - love - by awkward23 (man) - United States (Washington)

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Why didn't you just say "no thanks" etc.?

#1 - On 01/12/2010 at 10:04am by 025973291423q

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Ydi, why didn't you just say that you had a girlfriend? Or just said " no thanks"

#8 - On 01/12/2010 at 10:14am by Starfire22

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