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Today, I looked at my father's facebook for the first time in a month to see his status and it said "making wedding plans!" Really? When was he planning on telling his own daughter. FML

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wow, wrong fml, sorry guys

#3 - On 01/09/2010 at 3:25am by ashleynonymous

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*here's your sign!* dump wannabe dude and get yourself a real cowboy! mmmmm...

#2 - On 01/09/2010 at 3:22am by ashleynonymous

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