Today, my husband is completely convinced that his taking a massive dump after being constipated is exactly like the time I gave birth to our twins. FML

by Anonymous / 01/08/2010 at 11:32am / United States (New York) / Love

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  • tell him to shit two bowling balls and then come back and report

    #16 - On 01/08/2010 at 2:31pm by snafu57

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  • Sometimes when I get really gassy and take a bad poop it gives me flashbacks to giving birth.
    So I don't think he's that far off.

    #3 - On 01/08/2010 at 2:03pm by shenanighenz

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