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Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML


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On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version

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That's hilarious, I hope he wasnt to serious about it.

#2 - On 01/05/2010 at 8:08pm by 0dazednconfused0

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You should have hugged him back and said, "And this is how you hug a douche bag."

#12 - On 01/05/2010 at 8:18pm by phara

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