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Today, I planted a bit of a condom wrapper in my bed so my housekeeper would think I have a love life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13982) - you deserved it (30045)

On 01/05/2010 at 9:06am - love - by PJ (man) - United States (Texas)

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if you're rich enough for a house keeper you're rich enough for a prostitute

#12 - On 01/05/2010 at 2:46pm by moronslayer

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Why are you trying to impress the housekeeper? She isn't going to give you any play.
What did you do with the rest of it? Swallow?

#2 - On 01/05/2010 at 2:05pm by CallMeHush

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