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Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML
Ohh noo!!! He was going to work making a living and you were left all alone to do nothing? That's too cruel!
...What? At least he remembered.
It's not like he can take a day off just because it's your birthday, you know. The fact that you were alone all day was your own fault, get some friends.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014