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Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend didn't get me a present. He did, however, get me a card from our cat. He signed it "Have a purrrrfect birthday." Then he left to go to work. I was alone all day long. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21538) - you deserved it (5498)

On 01/02/2010 at 8:17pm - love - by garfwebba (woman) - United States (Maine)

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Ohh noo!!! He was going to work making a living and you were left all alone to do nothing? That's too cruel!

#3 - On 01/03/2010 at 3:13am by sigarum

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...What? At least he remembered.

It's not like he can take a day off just because it's your birthday, you know. The fact that you were alone all day was your own fault, get some friends.

#4 - On 01/03/2010 at 3:14am by _Mazza_

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