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Today, a man proposed to me in classic style on one knee. Unfortunately, I have been telling this man for the last two months that I don't even want to date him. He thinks I'm playing hard to get and is not giving up. FML
That's alittle creepy.
I gotta say.
Or... tell him you're only really attracted to guys in the army. Maybe he'll take that as a hint and enlist. At least then you won't have to see him while he's in basic training, and if you're lucky he'll get deployed and you won't have to see him for years.
And the silver lining: you'll be helping the armed services by increasing the available troops (only by one, but every little bit helps!)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.