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Today, a man proposed to me in classic style on one knee. Unfortunately, I have been telling this man for the last two months that I don't even want to date him. He thinks I'm playing hard to get and is not giving up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29963) - you deserved it (4515)

On 12/31/2009 at 4:47pm - love - by Unloving (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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That's alittle creepy.
I gotta say.
Sorry.

#1 - On 12/31/2009 at 6:16pm by AyeOhChelsea

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Tell him to buy you a new Lexus and then you'll think about it.

If he does it, tell him you think he's insane and you just don't see yourself spending the rest of your life with an insane person (but thank him for the car).

If he doesn't do it, tell him he obviously doesn't really love you.

Either way, you win. There's always a positive side to every bizarre situation.

#27 - On 12/31/2009 at 7:30pm by FerrariCake

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