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Today, a man proposed to me in classic style on one knee. Unfortunately, I have been telling this man for the last two months that I don't even want to date him. He thinks I'm playing hard to get and is not giving up. FML
That's alittle creepy.
I gotta say.
Tell him to buy you a new Lexus and then you'll think about it.
If he does it, tell him you think he's insane and you just don't see yourself spending the rest of your life with an insane person (but thank him for the car).
If he doesn't do it, tell him he obviously doesn't really love you.
Either way, you win. There's always a positive side to every bizarre situation.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 30 January 2015