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Today, I had a blind date. When I arrived at our meeting place, I spotted my date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walked up to him and asked, "Are you John?" He responded, "That depends. Are you Jen?" When I said yes he said, "Then no," and left. FML
thats rude. he dosent have to be an asshole.
That piece of stool
Is a big old tool
And is about as deep
As a kiddie pool.
He wasn't worth your time anyway.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 October 2014