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Today, I had a blind date. When I arrived at our meeting place, I spotted my date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walked up to him and asked, "Are you John?" He responded, "That depends. Are you Jen?" When I said yes he said, "Then no," and left. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37991) - you deserved it (3653)

On 12/31/2009 at 12:33pm - love - by lifesux (woman) - United States (New York)

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thats rude. he dosent have to be an asshole.

#2 - On 12/31/2009 at 4:53pm by deviliciousv4

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That piece of stool
Is a big old tool
And is about as deep
As a kiddie pool.

He wasn't worth your time anyway.

#8 - On 12/31/2009 at 4:54pm by gwoodboy

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