Today, I had a blind date. When I arrived at our meeting place, I spotted my date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walked up to him and asked, "Are you John?" He responded, "That depends. Are you Jen?" When I said yes he said, "Then no," and left. FML

by lifesux / 12/31/2009 at 12:33pm / United States (New York) / Love

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  • thats rude. he dosent have to be an asshole.

    #2 - On 12/31/2009 at 4:53pm by deviliciousv4

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  • That piece of stool
    Is a big old tool
    And is about as deep
    As a kiddie pool.

    He wasn't worth your time anyway.

    #8 - On 12/31/2009 at 4:54pm by gwoodboy

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