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Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26700) - you deserved it (3656)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:01am - love - by 12345678 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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It's sad that your ex was the one apologizing, not your own sister...

#4 - On 12/31/2009 at 9:56am by Starfire22

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Dude your sister is a BITCH! Or you are that she hates you so much that she decides to sleep with your ex, dude...

#24 - On 12/31/2009 at 12:09pm by sharon_ellj

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