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Today, the girl I've had a crush on forever asked me why the pin on my Letterman jacket had two guys doing it. I told her it was for participating in a wrestling tournament. And she responded, "Oh I thought you were finally coming out of the closet!" FML

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On 03/30/2009 at 4:16pm - love - by Seanzy (man) - United States (California)

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what a bitch, im a wrestler too. people call wrestling gay, but is there any other sport where you can literally beat the hell out of someone in front of teachers, principals, parents, and not get in trouble for it? didnt think so. tell that whore to go screw herself.

#8 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:10pm by x49853

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Haha! One of the patches I could have gotten on mine looked like two guys doing it- it was for wrestling too. I'm kind of surprised you didn't see that and no one has asked you about it before. :P

#2 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:04pm by may_cause_fail

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