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Today, the girl I've had a crush on forever asked me why the pin on my Letterman jacket had two guys doing it. I told her it was for participating in a wrestling tournament. And she responded, "Oh I thought you were finally coming out of the closet!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51825) - you deserved it (5075)

On 03/30/2009 at 4:16pm - love - by Seanzy (man) - United States (California)

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I agree with #5. You have a crush on a complete moron if she seriously thought you can letter in gay buttsex.

#7 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:10pm by Jaywin

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what a bitch, im a wrestler too. people call wrestling gay, but is there any other sport where you can literally beat the hell out of someone in front of teachers, principals, parents, and not get in trouble for it? didnt think so. tell that whore to go screw herself.

#8 - On 03/30/2009 at 8:10pm by x49853

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