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Today, the girl I've had a crush on forever asked me why the pin on my Letterman jacket had two guys doing it. I told her it was for participating in a wrestling tournament. And she responded, "Oh I thought you were finally coming out of the closet!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49204) - you deserved it (4751)

On 03/30/2009 at 4:16pm - love - by Seanzy (man) - United States (California)

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