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Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I recieved a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three foot range. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10663) - you deserved it (34535)

On 12/28/2009 at 3:41pm - love - by lovehurts (man) - United States (Michigan)

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