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Today, after breaking up with my girlfriend of two years over the phone, I recieved a knock on my door. It was my now ex-girlfriend who came to seek revenge by shooting me in the balls with a paintball gun at about a three foot range. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11972) - you deserved it (38357)

On 12/28/2009 at 3:41pm - love - by lovehurts (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Fake, you couldn't have balls, you broke up with her over the phone.

#7 - On 12/28/2009 at 8:05pm by somepartsareme

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That's why you don't do it over the phone.

#3 - On 12/28/2009 at 8:03pm by effed_over

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