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Today, I allowed my friend to talk me into going on a date. The guy's truck smelled like formaldehyde - I'm assuming from the snake that he apparently tried to turn into a necklace. FML


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On 12/28/2009 at 1:26am - love - by KittyNeko (woman) - United States (Texas)

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At least it didn't smell like chloroform.
Then, you'd be in big trouble.

#6 - On 12/28/2009 at 10:49am by DoomJeff91

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Formaldehyde is a preservative. The OP likely meant that her date was using a dead snake preserved in formaldehyde as a necklace.

#3 - On 12/28/2009 at 10:28am by Ashora

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