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Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24158) - you deserved it (3221)

On 12/24/2009 at 1:02am - love - by stupid_world (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Of course! Animals are more precious than human lives. That's why we give them better birthdays!!

#1 - On 12/24/2009 at 6:04am by Luckster

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No no, not stupid_world, stupid_you. Why would you not stand up for yourself against people calling you a bitch? If you know your husband is too much of a dick to do it for you, then do it yourself.

#10 - On 12/24/2009 at 9:42am by Vitamin_C

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