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Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML


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On 12/20/2009 at 3:14am - love - by Catholicguy (man) - United States (California)

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Well, how did ur girlfriend react? Her reaction is what makes it FML ish or not. Lol, wouldn't ut be funny if u found ur Girlfriends FML on her :

Today my boyfriend of 2 years got on one knee with a ring box. I was super exciting thinking he was going to propose. He opened the box and there was a condom. FML.


#7 - On 12/20/2009 at 10:30am by KamilleBlack

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How do you not check just to make sure you didn't lose it or something? I would've checked it at the house, and again at the restaurant. Maybe I'm paranoid. Whatever.

#5 - On 12/20/2009 at 10:23am by RyeBreadBoy

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